melissa’s very long list of favorite ships (in order of ship name)
marper (monty green and harper mcintyre) “everyone dies, monty. let’s show them how to live.”
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Not Alone
Nix | Romans 8
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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
not risking it
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2017: dumb bitch
2018: sad bitch
2019: bad bitch
LET’S GO
But I was sad and dumb in 2018 oh boy
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Men want affection too
I think that a lot of women don’t know men like to cuddle and be touched just as much as they do.
I love to lay up wit somebody rubbing and caressing my skin too. I love a cheek pressed against my chest while watching anything on TV. I love the comfort of someone’s skin on my skin. It doesn’t take a sensitive man to want affection.
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By using a camera and computer vision software it is possible to make a fish control a robot car over land. By swimming towards an interesting object, the fish can explore the world beyond the limits of his tank. Via Studio diip
Ugh yes. Give him the tools to rule.
I’m so fucking happy for him
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Couples pole class i want in
Holy fuck I wish I could do that
I need someone to be with first😐
Nope we gon start fuckin in the room
😂reminds of that time I had a pole set up in the sitting room. I gave one epic show and lap dance followed by sex
Bruh, I need to start going to pole dancing classes. 😩 🔥
Me too!
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How To Wrap A Cat For Christmas.
This never gets old.
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Can’t wait for that Shrek reboot thats actually a prequel where he of course looks like this
You did this.
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do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else
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This is the most legendary tweet I’ve ever read to this day
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